Over-Caffeinated

had mentioned in a previous post, that SP is expected to come out with a big anti-atheism episode. didnt notice at the time but they already had. and how! a two-parter no less

Go God Go and Go God Go XII

was stuck with no internet access all day today ( actually come to think of it i got more done, had more time to myself and actually relaxed a bit. a new incarnation of the one eyed monster (succeding tv of course) is upon us !

came across this hilarious list The Top 100 Things I’d Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord

heres a few of my favorites:

When I’ve captured my adversary and he says, “Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?” I’ll say, “No.” and shoot him. No, on second thought I’ll shoot him then say “No.”

After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks’ time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.

I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line “No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!” (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)

I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.

I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.

If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.

If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstance have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others’ lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution.

brilliant!

From Secrets of ‘South Park’ on ABC News,

Out of all the ridiculous religion stories — which are greatly, wonderfully ridiculous — the silliest one I’ve ever heard is, ‘Yeah, there’s this big, giant universe and it’s expanding and it’s all going to collapse on itself and we’re all just here, just ‘cuz. Just ‘cuz. That to me, is the most ridiculous explanation ever

Trey Parker, Co-Creator of South Park

was watching a random parker-stone interview ( 1 | 2 ) on nightline. parker nicely wraps up the whole atheism funda. get ready for a big atheism episode on SP!

finally did some outdoorsy activity this christmas, went hiking around lake poway.

as usual the trail looked really small when i had seen it from afar on previous occasions, but when i actually went to do it, it was another matter alltogether.

anyways, on with my new streak of outdoor fun.

cool “25th grader” at mit robotics jessica banks

read an article by her in Seed Dec 06 issue about the colbert report, got hooked onto her “curiously strong” art project about dancing altoid boxes

open. close. repeat. (video)

i am thinking of calling myself a 20th grader too from now on

I didnt believe it when i read it (i thought it was a satirical piece) but theres actually a US rock-paper-scissors league!!!! what can i say? unbelievable… USARPS

for the uninitiated: Wiki Rock Paper Scissors

i am simply not a morning person!!! no matter if i consume gallons of coffee, that dread of getting up from bed a second before i have to, is too much too bear (

having to wake up a second before my body is completely rested is totally bollocks. anyways, such are the ways of the world.

Put sauce in pasta while you are boiling it… makes a world of difference!