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I am from Neptune (apparently) November 5, 2007

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You Are From Neptune


You are dreamy and mystical, with a natural psychic ability.
You love music, poetry, dance, and (most of all) the open sea.
Your soul is filled with possibilities, and your heart overflows with compassion.
You can be in a room full of friendly people and feel all alone.
If you don’t get carried away with one idea, your spiritual nature will see you through anything.
What Planet Are You From?

Shrek is back, and how! May 20, 2007

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Just got back from Shrek III. I was a bit anxious about it after reading a few lukewarm reviews. But the anxiety only caused my expectations to be lowered, and I enjoyed the movie a lot. I was pleasently surprised by the first Shrek movie when it came out (way back when I was still back in India). Despite all bad reviews, the Third on, IMHO, does not disappoint. The writing is crisp, and even though the story is confined by the Hollywood three act structure, it does have its charm. In true Shrek praxis, the damsel in distress construct is subverted with gleeful panache, and we see Shrek being saved by the bra-burning power girl group led by Fiona.

A star studded voice over cast, including the usual Myers-Diaz-Murphy, and even Justin Timberlake do not disappoint. The Shrek Vs. Million Babies dream sequence, and the Prince Artie breakdown scene are hilarious.

Overall a romping good watch… 3.5 stars.

a decrepit attempt at the critical appreciation of guru January 17, 2007

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First off let me start off by saying that this is not a review of Guru. It is merely an attempt, as the title suggests, to examine it under some guise of critical discernment. Also, buyer beware! theres a whole lot of spoilers embedded within the text. If you haven’t seen the movie yet, please don’t read this; but be sure to stop by later :)

Plot
This movie has good plotting, with the hero and villain sides of the conflict well etched out. One feels empathy for both sides, the ambitious businessman who wants to make his corporation the biggest in the country, and the astute Reporter who takes on the task of unshrouding the wake of corruption and skulduggery left by Guru. The link between the two is editor of one of the most scrupulous newspaper organizations in the country. Surprisingly the rise of Guru to the upper echelons of Indian business is relegated almost entirely to the first act, and seems decidedly perfunctory in its execution. This is not what the story is (mainly) about. It is about Guru Vs. “Intrepid Reporter”.

In the second act, the Reporter unearths tons of dirt on Guru, and his not entirely above board means to the end. And he does this with surprising ease, probably the only person who had an easier time succeeding in his goals (as shown in the movie) is Guru himself. Sure he does have his press’s power cut off and his editor’s car attacked but these roadblocks seem superficial at best. The first act complication leads directly to the second act break (Points for that!) i.e. Guru suffers a paralytic attack. And of course the expose by Reporter leads to an investigation into Guru and his eventual indictment. At second act break, the Hero does seem down and out, with half his body motionless, barely able to talk, and with some 30 odd counts of corruption, and other attendant charges.

Climax
Herein lies, probably, the biggest error of the movie, and my biggest bone of contention. The climax is beautifully set up by rest of the movie. Guru is given a chance to speak up in his defence in a closed doors session before the law. He refuses and instead decides to speak up the next day in the presence of reporters and pretty much the whole world. So one would expect this speech to be the pinnacle of good writing, a great man inspired to deliver his finest speech during what might be the last throes of his career. Alas! it falls sorely short of the mark, and what ensues instead can hardly be described as anything more than rambling. I would say big negative marking for this letdown.

Resolution
After the speech itself, the judges’ hearts melt, and they let Guru off the hook, pardoning all but two charges against him and a moderate fine. Now since the climactic speech is so weak, the resolution smells of deus ex machina. The gods appear in the form of sympathy in the bosoms of the judges, and extricate the Hero from his predicament. (-ve points for that).

Symbolism
This is totally subjective. I felt the Jalkukdi character represents both the innocence between the three main protagonists, and also the link between them. To be sure her death is something of a sign.

Cinematography
Rajiv Menon is laboring under the heightened filmic expectations created by his predecessor in the Mani Ratnam camp, Santosh Sivan. Lets face it, the product, though admirable in places, falls short of the mark on the whole. Some minor points: In the shot where Guru rings the school bell before time, as the camera is rising, one can see a slight nudge, due to the crane hitting something. In the shot in front of the train, as the camera descends through the billowing smoke, the lens fogs up ever so slightly, a nice touch (perhaps even accidental?), breaking the perception that these events are viewed via a magical process, not through a boring scientific technique. The songs are a big let down. I mean come on! this is Bollywood, embrace it whole heartedly. We need more visual panache in the song sequences. A few other techniques come to mind; mounting the camera on the swing in Guru’s home for two separate instances in the movie; the blurred slow motion technique used in the climactic speech and other places.

Hopefully I have provided a good enough read, if not a great piece of film appreciation. Keep reading!

top 5 movies of 2006 January 14, 2007

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with so much discussion happening these days on this topic, said to myself, might as well get a top 5 Bollywood movies of 2006 (IMHO, of course) out…

5 Pyaar ke Side Effects

4 Khosla ka Ghosla

3 Jaan-e-mann

2 Rang de Basanti

1 Lage Raho Munnabhai

if i get the time and inclination, i’ll put reviews out for each sometime later…

anti-atheism on south park January 10, 2007

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had mentioned in a previous post, that SP is expected to come out with a big anti-atheism episode. didnt notice at the time but they already had. and how! a two-parter no less

Go God Go and Go God Go XII

corinne bailey rae January 5, 2007

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CBRgot hooked onto this wonderful soul singer from UK while watching an episode of studio 60.

Like a Star and Trouble Sleeping are two great singles released in the last couple of years.

no internet December 30, 2006

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was stuck with no internet access all day today :( ( actually come to think of it i got more done, had more time to myself and actually relaxed a bit. a new incarnation of the one eyed monster (succeding tv of course) is upon us !

evil overlord – do’s and dont’s December 29, 2006

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came across this hilarious list The Top 100 Things I’d Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord

heres a few of my favorites:

When I’ve captured my adversary and he says, “Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?” I’ll say, “No.” and shoot him. No, on second thought I’ll shoot him then say “No.”

After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks’ time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.

I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line “No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!” (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)

I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.

I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.

If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.

If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstance have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others’ lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution.

brilliant!

anti-atheism December 27, 2006

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From Secrets of ‘South Park’ on ABC News,

Out of all the ridiculous religion stories — which are greatly, wonderfully ridiculous — the silliest one I’ve ever heard is, ‘Yeah, there’s this big, giant universe and it’s expanding and it’s all going to collapse on itself and we’re all just here, just ‘cuz. Just ‘cuz. That to me, is the most ridiculous explanation ever

Trey Parker, Co-Creator of South Park

was watching a random parker-stone interview ( 1 | 2 ) on nightline. parker nicely wraps up the whole atheism funda. get ready for a big atheism episode on SP!

chak de phatte December 26, 2006

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Khosla ka Ghosla – Chak de Phatte

on the outset, this song might sound shallow; i thought it was and was almost dismissive towards it until i heard this part:

yeh duniya mast kalandar
taa ate utte bethha bandar
samjhe apnoo sikandar
ede chakde phatte

yeh duniya vaari vaari
chakde saare nar naari
tu kahnoo baniya adhikhari
ede chakde phatte

extraoridnarily profound indeed! the converse of “all that glitters” applies here i guess…

(ref: HindiLyrix)